I have searched the internet, high and low, for the finest jokes in all the land, so without further ado, here are 15 of the best anime jokes I’ve found that will really get you laughing out loud.
15. Why did Naruto go to college?
He wanted to be a ninja-neer!
14. What does Todoroki put in his coffee?
Half and half.
13. What would you call a drowning Titan?
A Titanic!
12. Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
- Why is a group of Uchihas not called a Sharin-gang?
Because they were all Sharin-gone.
- Why can’t Naruto watch scary movies?
He’s too sensei-tive!
- What does Luffy say when you want another piece of the pie?
You can only have ‘One Piece.’
- What is Gohan’s favorite instrument?
The Piccolo!
- Did you hear the one about Luffy?
Nevermind, it’s too much of a stretch.
- What do Light and a lift have in common?
They’re both L-evaders
- What do you call a low fat Pokemon?
Butterfree.
- Why did Goku tell the teacher on Vegeta?
Because he was Saiyan stuff about him!
- What’s a Titan’s favorite dish?
Rawmen!
- What is the price to pay to become an alchemist?
An arm and a leg.
- What kind of car does Sasuke want the most?
A Nissan
There you have it! 15 jokes that I hope you laughed your Ash off to. If you know a top notch anime joke that wasn’t on the list, share it with us in the comments below! We’d love to hear it!
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